"Is it possible that the Beach Boys were wrong... and perhaps its not all about the tanned little california girls!?"

California girls suck...and not in a good way. Either that, or I'm totally going about things the wrong way. I can't figure them out for the life of me, and it's starting to get a bit frustrating- all the rest of my friends have found girlfriends or are hooking up with somebody on a regular basis, and here I am left with a phone book full of numbers from girls that won't call me back. :(