Springtime is Here

[tspencer227]

It's finally started to turn nice up here.....the weather when I got home from work was clear and sunny, and it was actually warm enough to go out running with shorts on. So, deciding that playing soccer for an hour up in Newport News wasn't enough, I jumped back into my workout clothes after I got home and went for a nice long run.

Just in time to pass Salem High School's track team coming the other direction.

Ugh, I've never felt so dirty in my entire life, but damn! They didn't make 'em like that when I was in high school. Still, I think it also has to do with the fact that it's that magical time of year once more when the birds all come back home, the flowers begin to bloom, the trees begin budding new leaves, and EVERYBODY gets 10 times hornier than usual. Case in point: I watched 2 male squirrels running all over the park chasing after this female squirrel, just trying to get a nut. Damn, I wish the competition up here was that easy.

Now that Kennith's become single again, he's decided that it's his personal mission to fuck any girl he sees in the area- no matter what the rest of his friends are doing, or just how big of an ass he makes of himself. Hell, it's hours of entertainment for me!

But that brings me to my dilemma: I'm horny as fuck. Maybe it's the various scents and aromas weaving through the air, maybe it's the way I've been ramping up my workouts so much in the last week, but DAMN! I'm beginning to feel like a walking hormone. (insert appropriate remark about all men being walking hormones.)

So, here goes.

For sale/ Rent/ Lease:
One single, spontaneous, crazy, fun- loving, disease- free 22 year old male for fun, good times, whatever...applicants must not mind my driving, my choice of radio stations, or play any kinds of head games with me.

Well enough of that- long day tomorrow, so I'd better get my ass to bed....more about Charlotte later.

Comments

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

completely negotiable. ;-)

[lipgloss70.livejournal.com]

Hey, you stole my for sale thingy..lol

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

yeah, but it is a good idea...and great minds think alike, after all.

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

hey, in this day and age, that's pretty damn important, and I've had to work pretty hard to stay disease- free. O:-)

Haha...

[lauradora0.livejournal.com]

Ted, I love you! So...yea.......Dave and I were talking. Some weekend like the beginning of May...I think we should all meet at your place cause you hardcore love us and there is room and stuff and just chill and have fun times. I figure the beginning cause I know you ship out like near the end so does that sound hot or what?!

Love ya buddy!
Laura

Oh yea.....

[lauradora0.livejournal.com]

I don't miss your brother nearly as much as I thought I would! LOL I'm too busy to miss! But no really....I miss him, it just doesn't ache like I thought it would so that is good...I am proud of me!

[jon5k.livejournal.com]

I can't wait til it gets a TAAAAAAAAD bit warmer up here... as my father said earlier this year... its gonna be a GREAT summer... =)

[italiansuperman.livejournal.com]

Hey, you and me are on the same page. Only problem is, I aint no walking hormone....I am a rampaging one lol.

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

where might one pick up an application for this?

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

lol....maybe I'll just have to post one in my journal for that purpose.....it's worth a shot, right? ;)

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

I'd fill one out... worth a shot. :)

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

wow.....should I just go ahead and give you my phone number and contact info right now? ;)

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

That could come off as me being easy. We don't want that. lol. My e-mail address and IM info is in my profile if you'd like to get in touch with me. But beware, I do have a grude towards navy guys, I was married to one.

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

lol, very true....hope to see you on AIM in the near future....and as ALL my friends will tell you, I'm not your typical Navy guy....right? ;)

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

Would help if you didn't throw an away message up the moment you got on aim ;) and you seem to be a typical navy guy.... drinking and sex is all they do. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

if you have a grudge against navy guys and was married to one, then obviously you know how they are. just like you said obsessed w/ sex, alcohol. Treat women like crap. guess you are another woman who did not learn her lesson.

[tspencer227.livejournal.com]

*silently thanks the minority of navy idiots in the area who have ruined it for the rest of the navy guys in the area.*

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

Ok, let me just clarify things. I was married to someone in the navy. He married me out of guilt for getting me pregnant. He was and is a horribly drunk and abusive man. Thats why I'm not with him anymore. I do hope that there are better men in this world, even if they do fall under the navy catagory.

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

and your so much better because you have the balls to bash them and not leave your name :)

[(Anonymous)]

you sound a little bitter? you don't have anyone that loves you?

[jessfromva83.livejournal.com]

not bitter at all. just hate people who talk shit about things they know nothing about.

[(Anonymous)]

you would be amazed what people know about. just from what you tell people. it is very clear you have low self esteem and look to others to make you feel better. that is why you always come up short.