Date: 2005-06-19 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynicalqueen.livejournal.com
"Do you have a bandaid? Because I'm CUT!"

Some guy came up to me at my gym a few weeks ago.

GUY: Do you have a band-aid?
ME: Why?
GUY: 'Cause I'm cut! (He lifts up his t-shirt)
ME: You're not bleeding.
GUY: Uh...um. No...I meant-

And then I laughed and walked away :)
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