tspencer227 | I Need to do this More Often...

It's still in the rough, but on the ride home from work I was hit with a sudden flash of inspiration. I think tomorrow I'm going to go out and buy a voice recorder so I don't lose anything.

“I’m That Guy”

I’m the guy that you always thought disappeared with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, lost and gone forever when the veil of innocence was lifted from your eyes.

I’m your most irritating teacher, your favorite student.

I’m the guy that your father always feared you’d meet, and the guy your mother has told you your entire life to never let go of.

I’m the guy who is your best friend one minute, your worst nemesis a heartbeat later.

I’m the guy that you can’t wait to introduce to your friends, but are too afraid to go into detail about.

I’m the guy that makes you swear off drinking, but has you begging for a shot glass.

I’m the guy that makes you so mad you see crimson around the edges of your vision, but makes you so happy the world takes on a rose- colored tint.

I’m the guy that makes you feel like the most pampered queen and the dirtiest little slut.

I’m the guy that you have long-term daydreams about during work, and erotic fantasies about during church.

I’m the guy who makes you guilty of all the seven deadly sins:

-Pride

-Envy

-Wrath

-Gluttony

-Sloth

-Greed

-Lust

I’m the guy that your friends wish they had for themselves, but are unspeakably happy that you found.

I’m the guy that you’ll never want to forget, and the guy you’ll curse yourself for being able to remember.

I’m the guy your parents will ask about years after our time together has ended.

I’m the guy who holds the door for you at restaurants, then smacks you on the ass as you walk through.

I’m the guy that sends chills down your back, and sets your cheeks to burning.

I’m the guy you fear more than death and trust more than yourself.

I’m the guy that reminds you why you’re not with your ex-boyfriends.

I’m the guy you call in the middle of the night, just to hear me on my voicemail.

I’m the guy that has you checking your email every 2 minutes.

I’m the guy that wakes you up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night thinking about.

I’m the guy that your roommates love during the daylight, and despise after the sun sets.

I’m the guy you roll over to pinch in the middle of the night, just to make sure I’m real.

I’m the guy that earns you dirty looks from other people.

I’m the guy that warms your heart with my security, and chills your blood with my recklessness.

I’m the guy you want to beat senseless, then cover in kisses.

I’m the guy you can’t stand to live with and can’t bear to live without.

I’m the guy you ignore when we’re together, and crave when we’re apart.

I’m the guy you can’t tell your parents about enough, but are afraid to bring home with you.

I’m the guy that you see in the edges of your darkest nightmares, and in the foreground of your brightest dreams.

I’m the guy who uses you as his personal playground.

I’m the guy you wish you could chain to your bed forever.

Let me know what you guys think, and like I said, it's still a work in progress. But it's nice to know I still get those urges every now and again. :)