Things Heard At Work
Feb. 12th, 2004 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tspencer227"OK, so the whole going out to sea thing sucks, but where else can you work where 'having a going- away party' for a co- worker involves a bottle of tequila, 4 rolls of duct tape, a strategically- placed funnel, and a pint of lube oil?"
- Me, talking to a friend of mine at work today.
"Dude, you've GOT to see the trunk on this thing! There's easily enough room in there to hold 3 bodies....you know what? this thing is a fucking MAFIA car!"
- Kevin Faille, today in the parking garage after work.
"You know, I've always wanted to try the whole bondage/ vampire/ sado- masochist thing with Lily....I'm looking forward to her birthday... it's just a shame my husband's out to sea right now..."
- Jocelyn Davidson, on watch Saturday night.
"I've always wanted to be a vampire Jedi"
- Mike Jenkins (no, I don't know what the hell he meant by that either.)
- Me, talking to a friend of mine at work today.
"Dude, you've GOT to see the trunk on this thing! There's easily enough room in there to hold 3 bodies....you know what? this thing is a fucking MAFIA car!"
- Kevin Faille, today in the parking garage after work.
"You know, I've always wanted to try the whole bondage/ vampire/ sado- masochist thing with Lily....I'm looking forward to her birthday... it's just a shame my husband's out to sea right now..."
- Jocelyn Davidson, on watch Saturday night.
"I've always wanted to be a vampire Jedi"
- Mike Jenkins (no, I don't know what the hell he meant by that either.)
