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Springtime is Here
Mar. 24th, 2004 10:56 pmIt's finally started to turn nice up here.....the weather when I got home from work was clear and sunny, and it was actually warm enough to go out running with shorts on. So, deciding that playing soccer for an hour up in Newport News wasn't enough, I jumped back into my workout clothes after I got home and went for a nice long run.
Just in time to pass Salem High School's track team coming the other direction.
Ugh, I've never felt so dirty in my entire life, but damn! They didn't make 'em like that when I was in high school. Still, I think it also has to do with the fact that it's that magical time of year once more when the birds all come back home, the flowers begin to bloom, the trees begin budding new leaves, and EVERYBODY gets 10 times hornier than usual. Case in point: I watched 2 male squirrels running all over the park chasing after this female squirrel, just trying to get a nut. Damn, I wish the competition up here was that easy.
Now that Kennith's become single again, he's decided that it's his personal mission to fuck any girl he sees in the area- no matter what the rest of his friends are doing, or just how big of an ass he makes of himself. Hell, it's hours of entertainment for me!
But that brings me to my dilemma: I'm horny as fuck. Maybe it's the various scents and aromas weaving through the air, maybe it's the way I've been ramping up my workouts so much in the last week, but DAMN! I'm beginning to feel like a walking hormone. (insert appropriate remark about all men being walking hormones.)
So, here goes.
For sale/ Rent/ Lease:
One single, spontaneous, crazy, fun- loving, disease- free 22 year old male for fun, good times, whatever...applicants must not mind my driving, my choice of radio stations, or play any kinds of head games with me.
Well enough of that- long day tomorrow, so I'd better get my ass to bed....more about Charlotte later.
Just in time to pass Salem High School's track team coming the other direction.
Ugh, I've never felt so dirty in my entire life, but damn! They didn't make 'em like that when I was in high school. Still, I think it also has to do with the fact that it's that magical time of year once more when the birds all come back home, the flowers begin to bloom, the trees begin budding new leaves, and EVERYBODY gets 10 times hornier than usual. Case in point: I watched 2 male squirrels running all over the park chasing after this female squirrel, just trying to get a nut. Damn, I wish the competition up here was that easy.
Now that Kennith's become single again, he's decided that it's his personal mission to fuck any girl he sees in the area- no matter what the rest of his friends are doing, or just how big of an ass he makes of himself. Hell, it's hours of entertainment for me!
But that brings me to my dilemma: I'm horny as fuck. Maybe it's the various scents and aromas weaving through the air, maybe it's the way I've been ramping up my workouts so much in the last week, but DAMN! I'm beginning to feel like a walking hormone. (insert appropriate remark about all men being walking hormones.)
So, here goes.
For sale/ Rent/ Lease:
One single, spontaneous, crazy, fun- loving, disease- free 22 year old male for fun, good times, whatever...applicants must not mind my driving, my choice of radio stations, or play any kinds of head games with me.
Well enough of that- long day tomorrow, so I'd better get my ass to bed....more about Charlotte later.
